Sorry sir, but you will not be enjoying my delicious pizza. #embarrassing #facepalm #delivery #pizza #stupid
Reblogging only for that gif
This is so important though because a huge problem is that inmates are incapable of finding a job when they’re released, so they end up back in jail
(via thisisnotnovafrank)did you know?
"NO, HUMAN! I KEES YOU FIRST." -smooch, slap slap slap-
are we not gonna talk about this cat’s perfect moustache
And she pushes him away.
(via yourlittlebreasts)Sir Hathaway
"All whales in captivity are all psychologically traumatized; it’s not just Tilikum."
"If you were in a bathtub for 25 years, don’t you think you’d get a little psychotic?"
"There’s no record of an orca doing any harm in the wild."
reminds me of paul mooney
"white people always tryin to ride shit? thats why they get mauled"
what i dont understand is WHY THE FUCK you keep playing with teeteekim if he has KILLED PEOPLE?! He told you he aint about that life. WHY THE FUCK YOU KEEP PLAYING?!
Also, note the collapsed fins on the orcas.
the only card i will ever send
(via oxzoeee)enter the boohbah zone
cat wants to be held tight
it’s important to hug cats
I like this good post
I miss my Junie boy :/
(via oxzoeee)"kat isnt a normal human being"
The hardest part of being vegetarian is having to explain my reasonings to people who take offense to it (for whatever reason)